David took me to Wylie Wagg’s last week where he bought me a new toy! He got me all excited about it, made me do tricks to get it, and then when he opened the box…realized it was empty. Yes, he managed to buy an empty display box. Yet he mocks me when I accidentally kick my tennis ball under the couch a few times in a row. I mean, how hard is it to pick up a box and realize there’s nothing in it?
Luckily the kind folks at Wylie Wagg’s were able to give me the ACTUAL toy. It’s a little box that you can hide squeeky balls inside of…he says I should practice tearing the insides out of this toy rather than the stuffed animals. I think it’s my favorite toy of all time.
Yesterday I was taken out to the car which I immediately didn’t like. I actually don’t like cars in general. I’ve been drooling at uncontrollable rates to try and dissuade David from putting me in one, but thus far no such luck. Just the other day I managed to get slobber on the passenger seat, driver’s seat, steering wheel, arm rest, dashboard, two windows and the windshield…yet he persists with these rides. Sometimes he’ll stop for a minute for who knows what. He’ll say, “Wait here. Be good.” Silly. Within about 7 seconds of him walking away I always jump right into the drivers side seat and begin applying the slobber. I’m trying to get a nice even coat around the entire wheel, but he never seems to be gone long enough to allow for a full application.
However, this car trip wasn’t as bad as the one yesterday. Instead of going to the vet, David took me to a wonderful place called Wylie Wagg. I knew right away it was a nice place because he let me come inside! There were all sorts of bowls, toys, treats and food in every direction. David’s been looking all over to get me a collar that’s raspberry color. They had about a hundred collars here and about 75 of which I would have been happy with…but noooo, he insists on raspberry. I’m like, “who cares, it’s a collar?” Sometimes he doesn’t make any sense.
Anyhow, Wylie Wagg had the nicest staff who gave me lots of attention and treats. I upped my sweetness quotient and actually suckered them into giving me TWO treats. If that wasn’t enough, I also got David to buy me this fancy ice cream cone treat.
He did get the last laugh though. Apparently the ice cream treat was purchased to give me after I suffered through another bath. That wasn’t exactly conveyed during the purchase. I’ve got a video of me actually post bath - but that’s for another day. For now here’s a little video of my trip to Wylie Wagg!
