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I’m writing today to report the completion of my second obedience class.  Above is a photo of me with my game face on immediately prior to winning the class obedience challenge.  It was a relay race that I was able to complete in blazing fast 34 seconds.  Well.  It actually would have been about 25 seconds but I spent some time goofing around at the last stage of the course…hopefully video of that will be posted soon.

I should be starting my third obedience class in January - but better yet I will also be starting my first agility class as well.  This despite the fact that David calls me the clumsiest border collie he’s ever seen.  I’m actually tired of hearing it.  I can’t walk into an occasional table without the big eye roll and, “my god you are the clumsiest border collie of all time!”  Or I can’t try and drag a my dog bed across the floor and trip over my own paws absent a sarcastic, “Really? Dogs trip over their own paws?”  AND THEN I’ll eat one of his ties and he’ll get all huffy and wonder why I did it.

He’s threatening to post a video of me getting a bath.  INSIDE. In a BATHTUB.  I was and am not pleased.

razz